How did you get here?

I was checking my stats last night (something I rarely do) and saw that google was the referring address. But the searches that people made to get here were what made me laugh:

#1 - "Bob Franquiz" - kind of weird that people are googling my name (I thought I was only one that googled my name :)

#2 - "Tipping Etiquette for curbside service" (this made me laugh out loud!) If anyone's got a definitive answer on this, I'd love to hear it. Here are some words of wisdom on the subject: "Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones." - Dwight K. Shrute

#3 - "Pastor Bob Coy criticisms" - sorry, you won't find any of that here. If Bob had a fan club, I'd join :) Bob's one of my heroes of the faith.

#4 - "Batting Clean up" - that must have been Manny Ramirez looking for a couple of tips before he hits home run #500

#5 - "is jeff bezos dave murray iron maiden" - this could be the weirdest thing I've ever read. I'm a big fan of both Amazon.com and Iron Maiden (and I've had the pleasure of meeting Dave Murray and having him all my Iron Maiden LP's in 1992), but does this person think that Jeff Bezos is Dave Murray? I'm confused. Makes me want to run to the hills (sorry, I could resist :)

Needless to say, I think I'll be checking the referring addresses a little more often because this really made me laugh!